If you're tired of guys who consider a 7-course meal to be KFC and a 6-pack of Bud and whose definition of "travel" is crossing the Bay Bridge, you can stop looking. I can debate world issues at a black-tie event or tell the funniest jokes on the beach. I can be a complete gentleman, true romantic, or naughty boy. I've found a good balance between sophistication, professionalism, mischief, and humor. I'm open-minded, often in a great mood, and always up for a good practical joke. I'm not self-centered and will bring out the best in you. To top it all off, I'll even hold the door for you. By the way--that other guy who IMed you? He's a klutz, and I saw him on America's Most Wanted.